Latest Putin Joke
Peskov addresses the Western press and says that tomorrow the Russian president will show something important in Sochi; all journalists are invited to the event. “You will see and understand everything yourselves,” Peskov tells the reporters. Journalists arrive in Sochi, Putin comes out to them and walks on water. He makes a circle, silently looks at everyone and leaves.
The next morning, British newspapers wrote: “Putin can’t swim.”